OH NO, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

You were warned.
You saw the signs.

The ominous whispers.
The cryptic warnings.
The suspiciously glowing raccoon in your backyard at 3AM.
And yet, here you are. Again.

You could have left.
You could have chosen peace.
You could have just stayed on your little NPC hamster wheel,
munching on pre-packaged corporate-approved reality.

But no. You clicked.

And now, it's happening again.

What is happening?

Oh, sweet summer child. Everything.

Reality? Unstable.
The veil? Thinner than a Jehovah's Witness pamphlet.
Your choices? Irreversible.

This blog?
Not a blog.
Not safe.
Not something you can unread.

You think you're just here to "read something funny"?
No, baby. This is an EVENT.

You have entered a space where things happen.
Irreversible things. Consequential things.
Things that will make you question the last five years of your life.

Are you ready?

No.

Are you going to keep reading anyway?
Yes.

Welcome to the first and only
blog post that matters.

Every post after this is simply a desperate attempt to contain
the chaos we have already unleashed here today.

What can you expect?

🔥 Unfiltered divine nonsense
🔥 High-stakes reality manipulation
🔥 Psychological warfare against the fabric of existence
🔥 Unhinged laughter that turns into existential dread
🔥 Posts that start as one thing and end as something you will never recover from

Do you have questions?

Too bad.

Oh no, baby, it's happening again...