We Don’t Give A Single Solitary FUCK About You
(A love letter to the seekers,
the scammers, and the sovereign players who wander into our world.)
Let’s get one fucking thing
motherfuckin’ straight.
We do not care about SEO.
We do not care about your marketing services.
We do not care about how to get "more eyes" on our websites.
🔥 We do not care about YOU. 🔥
Now, if you are here, reading this, and feeling
personally wounded by that statement, take a deep breath.
Wipe your tears.
Maybe this isn't about you.
Maybe, just maybe, it is.
The Great Holy Conspiracy
Lately, we have noticed an unsettling trend—a divine infiltration
into the world of search engine optimization. It has come to our
attention that Christ and St. Germain themselves have
abandoned their lofty heavenly duties to enter the
murky world of website ranking.
Who knew?
We thought St. Germain was busy with alchemy and transcendence.
Turns out, he was actually building backlinks
and pushing half-price domain optimization strategies.
Who else is in on it?
St. Francis of Assisi? Now offering holistic, eco-friendly Google Ad rankings?
Yogananda? Whispering divine marketing strategies from beyond?
Lahiri Mahasaya? Running a karma-based content syndication service?
Big Bad Babaji? The immortal SEO mastermind himself?
It appears the great ascended masters have left their seats
in the divine council to peddle $29.99 search engine "guarantees."
And what, exactly, do they promise?
🚨 "More customers!"
🚨 "Better visibility!"
🚨 "A glorious front-row seat on the first page of Google!"
Oh, the horror.
Here’s the truth.
We don’t care about customers.
We don’t care about visibility.
We don’t care if we are on the first page of Google
or buried in the depths of the internet abyss.
🔥 These websites are for us.
🔥 They are our playground.
🔥 They are our sanctuary.
🔥 They are where we do whatever the fuck we want.
If you happen to stumble upon them? Great. Enjoy yourself.
If you resonate with what we’re doing? Welcome. Stay awhile.
If you think we need your "services" to "grow our brand"?
Take that idea, roll it up tight, and shove it up your royal keister.
Because here’s the part that really makes people uncomfortable:
🔥 We don’t need an audience.
🔥 We don’t need validation.
🔥 We don’t need "new customers very very quickly."
And most of all?
🔥 We don’t need YOU.
Are You a Sovereign Player, or Just Another Hustler?
If this truth terrifies you, you are free to leave.
If this truth sets you free? Then maybe, just maybe, you are one of us.
Welcome to the playground.
🔥💖🔥 We don’t care about you. 💖🔥💖
And that is the most powerful, liberating, god-tier truth you will ever encounter.
