We Don’t Give A Single Solitary FUCK About You

Are St. Germain, Christ, and Babaji running an SEO scam? Has the Violet Flame been replaced with Google Analytics? If you’re offering us ‘first-page rankings,’ you can take that idea, roll it up tight, and shove it up your royal keister. Read on to find out why we don’t give a flying fuck about SEO—or you.